Miss Cayley's Adventures by Grant Allen

Author:Grant Allen
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: thief, mystery, detective, police, crime, holmes, clue, jewellery, robbery, Diamond, female, marple
ISBN: 9781849895491
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited 2011
Published: 2011-07-20T00:00:00+00:00

The Unobtrusive Oasis

I will not attempt to describe to you the minor episodes of our next twelve months - the manuscripts we type-wrote and the Manitous we sold. ‘Tis one of my aims in a world so rich in bores to avoid being tedious. I will merely say, therefore, that we spent the greater part of the year in Florence, where we were building up a connection, but rode back for the summer months to Switzerland, as being a livelier place for the trade in bicycles. The net result was not only that we covered our expenses, but that, as chancellor of the exchequer, I found myself with a surplus in hand at the end of the season.

When we returned to Florence for the winter, however, I confess I began to chafe. ‘This is slow work, Elsie!’ I said. ‘I started out to go round the world; it has taken me eighteen months to travel no further than Italy! At this rate, I shall reach New York a gray-haired old lady, in a nice lace cap, and totter back into London a venerable crone on the verge of ninety.’

However, those invaluable doctors came to my rescue unexpectedly. I do love doctors; they are always sending you off at a moment’s notice to delightful places you never dreamt of. Elsie was better, but still far from strong. I took it upon me to consult our medical attendant; and his verdict was decisive. He did just what a doctor ought to do. ‘She is getting on very well in Florence,’ he said; ‘but if you want to restore her health completely, I should advise you to take her for a winter to Egypt. After six months of the dry, warm desert air, I don’t doubt she might return to her work in London.’

That last point I used as a lever with Elsie. She positively revels in teaching mathematics. At first, to be sure, she objected that we had only just money enough to pay our way to Cairo, and that when we got there we might starve - her favourite programme. I have not this extraordinary taste for starving; my idea is, to go where you like, and find something decent to eat when you get there. However, to humour her, I began to cast about me for a source of income. There is no absolute harm in seeing your way clear before you for a twelvemonth, though of course it deprives you of the plot-interest of poverty.

‘Elsie,’ I said, in my best didactic style - I excel in didactics - ’you do not learn from the lessons that life sets before you. Look at the stage, for example; the stage is universally acknowledged at the present day to be a great teacher of morals. Does not Irving say so? - and he ought to know. There is that splendid model for imitation, for instance, the Clown in the pantomime. How does Clown regulate his life? Does he take heed for the

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